Sunday, November 14, 2010

perempuan x pandai drive?

ala..memang btol pon..
even aku yang agak feminis kuat hati ni pon cakap mcm tu.
yg paling kritikal adalah aunty2 yg da 40+ yg bawak kete besar2 ratus2 ribu tu
memg la gaya bwak kete tu kerek giler.
masuk je simpang mane2 die nak.
kete besar signal tinggal umah.
maybe die masih mengamalkan org muda harus bg jalan kat die cuz die da tue (eww..)
patut diorg ni kena da driver la..

anyway,aku bawak kete manual..
aduih..terase malas btol nak tukar2 gear ni
ada jugak terdengar boy kate gurl kalau bwk kete manual hooot stuff..haha
xda maknanya.da mama bg kete manual.xkan nak tukar kasi jd auto
xda faedah

dr umur 18 tahun bawak kete,da accident 3 kali
sampai kan kurnia banned trus dr renew insurance gn diorg
ala.aku pun x hingin la.
bnyk lg syarikat insurans lain
belagak x pasal2
lgpon xsemua xcident aku yg salah
moto langgar aku kat trafik lite xkan aku yg salah
padahal lampu trafik lite aku ijaw,dia lampu merah
sibuk sgt da lambat nk g tgk bola kat stadium
tp maybe salah aku lalu jalan tu kan,.
tp still, bukan salah aku

tp dlm stahun nak dekat2 2 tahun gak ni la xda pon aku excident
adakah kerana sudah terer sket bwk kete?hehe
prektis make perfect la kot
bagus kan..
tp mungkin cuz sebab da tukar gune insurans etika maybank.. =)

anyway,bagus gak org kate gurl xpandai drive ni
slow sgt la,paking x reti la,masuk junction lambat la,ape la
aku x heran la..
so bile korg da kate mcm tu,ape kate naik kete gn aku korg je yg drive
bleh la aku dok sebelah buat cumel je
nyanyi2 lagu
bleh pki mascara,blusher,lipstik
kalau sambil aku drive,bleh mati la kan nak buat camtu
korg kene tau yg gadis2 ni pon terpakse je drive ji
mcm laki la bile terpakse kemas umah,kemas pon ala kadar je la kan.


so,bg la can kalau gadis2 bawak kete ni,
korang yang agak jantan dan hebat tu sopan santun sket
xpayah nak kecoh2
xpayah nak bising2
kalau ade awek,bini,mak
korg la yg jd driver kitorg
we loike ok.. =>

p/s: nak kete auto plak pas ni..

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Peliknya Asmara

tajuk suspen kan..tp xpyh nak excited k.ni ckp pasal drama tv..

ni drama kat tv3.ari selasa pukul 9 mlm.sape x penah tgk angkat kaki..tp ok je kalau nak tgk.ni bukan nak promote asmara ye tp nak gtau je knpa aku rase asmara ni plek..(nama heronya k)

die ni kena kawin pakse.balik keje supermarket ayah die col mintak tolong.die ok je.xtau plak kan nak kena nikah.pastu baru dapat tau die jd pak sanggup je.mula2 die ngamok la,pastu die ok je.kesian kat bapak die la kot kan.

then,jeng2
walaupon si mak bunting tu dok marah2 maki2 die,die slalu je ckp
'saya ni suami awak.saya kena jaga awak'
eh2,mungkin pada die memg da jd keje die kot jge mak bunting tu
suami la katakan.si mak bunting nak suruh cerai aje kejenya

then td ada la konflik yg jd.bwk si mak bunting balik uma nenek die.
cam biase la minah tu kurana hajo manjang
di bleh ckp 'salah saya x sempat ajar awak hormat nenek saya'
aku yg mendengar da nak tergelak

weh2
mana da laki akan salahkan diri kalau bini die buat pape salah
gf lagi la
xkan diorg kata diorg salah
diorg akan kata kite yg salah
or pokok yang salah
anything to blame
y?
that is just not their nature

then td menonton bersama cr9 di sidah
die pon kata asmara tu nsem..haha.plek jugak ok
tp da memg nsem pon kan
bile aku bebel2 asmara tu baik die ckp
'ye la,asmara kan baik...'
aik.agak merajuk di situ
awak pon baik jugak..haha

anyway,tu la peliknya cerita tu.
sifat lelaki yg jarang2 ada
so tips nya,kalau korg jumpe mamat cam asmara ni,jgn kasi kuar umah
kat luar tu ramai org jahat a.k.a bitch
nt diorg amek die,da melepas..
=)

Thursday, October 21, 2010

narcisis

narcisis tu ape?

'Narcissism
is the personality trait of egotism, vanity, conceit, or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others.'

ha.ini lah maksudnya bg orang yang xtau.ehsan ikhlas dari wikipedia..tq ye

tp for me maksud nya 'saje2 nak poyo'

i read about this from cleo.tah la isu ke brapa.for me,topik ni good.sejajar dengan dunia ICT sekarang.haha

its abour FB and Twitter and what the hell lg tu la..everyone pon cam bz sgt nak bgtau seluruh dunia ape yang die buat.contohnya:

example 1:
xxx: i baru je makan kat TGI td..sedapppp!

readers:erk...so?mak i masak kat umah goreng ikan je pon sedap gak..

example 2:
xxx:my bf baru je bg i teddy bear..sweeeet!!

readers:alah..mesti die saje je nak pancing ko tu.baek bg teddy bear dr bg ko beg LV.sep duit

example 3:
xxx: i am soo lonely without u.. =(

readers: weh.ko bodoh ke ape bgtau sume org pasal ko sunyi?cube bawak2 bce quran

tah.bnyk lg la yang ditulis kat fb gn twitter ni.paling menyampah yang cakap kat wall mcm nk bg semua orang bce.kan ada icon 'messages' tu..ke x tau benda tu ada?

according to cleo, people who post everything on social pages is consider as narcisis..

but still, its is ur personal page.by means.lantak korang la nak post ape pon kat fb or twitter korg (cuz tu je social page yg i ada.kalau post kat tempat lain i xkan dapat bace pon..haha)...

but u urself can rate how narcisis u are..

especially if x post status kat fb akan pitam

bleh ikut mana2 method yang sesuai..nominal ke,ratio ke (ala2 research method gitu)

tips:buat je ape yang korg suke.asal bahagia sudah.org yang menyampah tu,usah pedulik






Thursday, July 8, 2010

'i have no choice'


here we come to the 'i have no choice' dilemma..

seriusly,i HATE this statement..
even though sumtimes yes this in true but most of the time people use it for the wrong cause..

such as:

for a shopaholic (sounds like me,ahaks):i have no choice but to buy this soo beautiful,nice n expensive bag..

for an artist:i have no choice but to wear this soo sexy clothes that show my cleavage cuz people ask me to..

for a lover:i have no choice to date you cuz i dont want to stay single..

and bla,bla,bla..

see?
it is just an excuse
there are even meaner evil use with that statement that i sumtimes feel like just to poke the person eye out..

seriusly,we do have a choice no matter in what situation exist
its ok to use the line but only after all options are taking to account and all our emotions are put aside..

but not all the time ok..
so,explore ur choices....

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

man n never..

man is in english ya rakan2..

in malay kite panggil "lelaki" or if die kite rase cam ala2 macho sket n ada iras2 hugh jackman,bleh je digelar 'jantan'..hehe
tp kat certain places,contohnya korea and jepun,yg lg muke cam pompuan lg la org berebut..cmana tu?

mari kite tgk perbezaan nya:



OR U PREFER YG INI?

*mblaQ MEMBERS..ini adalah hasil hasutan adik kecil saya..hehe..


ala......lelaki jambu ke sasa ke,semua nya fitrah nya sama je kan?

this is the NEVER part comes in the picture..

there is NEVER any man that is nice to see,is nice to you
There is NEVER any man that is nice to you,nice to see,is nice to steal(maksudnya kite main rampas2 laki org la ni..another fasha is not allowed k...)

there is NEVER adam in adamaya exist!
i am close to think that the character is too good to be true..
but hey,honey,it makes u think that there are still hopes kan?
bleh plak xbf plok2 baikk punya bini die,die buar rilex jer..
if pria hatiku yg tgk tu,rasanye2....aiiii..langit berarak kelabu la kot..*scary*

there is NEVER hepy ever after for u if MAN only cares about him...
me..me..me..
seriusly,u r in trouble...


what about you?
more NEVER
oprah said 'never trust a man'
alaa...pompuan pun xbleh pecaya jugak*suara hati lelaki yg terngiang2*
tp probability to trust women is more than to trust man ok.
mahu rumus kan?
boleh..


but..but...but..
i think there are unique in certain ways..
if not,why i pria hatiku lelaki kan?
ahaks...

Monday, June 7, 2010

oh trendy!

wow! i have a blog now...haha..hepy kan.credits to atikah radzali a.k.a bogat for encouraging me.*sile bangga*

is it a trend to have all the social network possible?lets say,facebook,myspace,frienster and now blog some more?
no,hanan..it is not a trend..it become a needs plak..tanya la siapa yg xda fb skarg,mau nak kena lempang laju2 gn member2.n siapa nak terlepas to stalk people?tgk gambar bf die la,abang nsem die la,kawan baik die yg gler hot tu(for guys la kan)..if u kata x,maybe x selalu,tp kdg2 tiap2 mgu kan?ha..got ya!!

and blog is just an another additional..dulu kalau nak suruh buat keje skolah karangan tu memg menyumpah2 la kan tapi nowadays,people da semakin rajin to write things...maybe cuz kite memg just nak buat ape yg kite ske je kan..and write tanpa ada ape2 format..(hate rules!!!!!!!!!).*bukan saya saje kan??*

Moreover,siapa yg excited sgt nak membebel pasal 'Keluarga Saya' pastu ada marks plak kat bawah tu siap gn pen merah bagai kerana 'mereka' diganti nama gn 'diorg'(siap gn singkatan lg) or kalau ske bleh ganti gn 'they all' yg sebenarnya dalam b.Melayu tercinta kite memg xda ok!..tp kire lg bagus la kan dr nak buat karangan dialog to bahasa diri u,i..bajet terbawak2 la kan gn kerenah member2 yg x terpikir jiwa...heh

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